When the hounds of fall are on summer's traces,
And actors' voices are spreading fear;
When grins are gracing the Yard cops' faces
As they see a chance for more free beer;
When football rises to five a ticket,
And women rejoice at the chance to cheer,
For the man and the ball--"he sure can kick it"--
And check accounts just disappear;
When the Lampoon blows its, yearly bubble
And the Ibis lays a hard boiled egg;
When seniors occasionally see double,
And Max continues his daily beg--
Then you can't expect to have me shedding
Stuff which is safe, but, if you do,
As Coolidge said right after the wedding,
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