Christian Science for Freshmen
The dinner served to the Board of Overseers in the Freshman Halls on Monday was a complete success. At the meeting which took place immediately afterward, it was voted to hang up the following sign over the doorway of the new McKinlock Hall instead of the customary moose head:
"This hall has been built with the single design
Of giving you victuals and drink,
And the menus prepared by the powers benign
Are better by far than you'd think.
"For the lessons we've learned in Standish and Smith,
Not to mention conclusions from Gore,
Prove that plaints on the food have been only a myth--
It is better than ever before.
"So stomach your grub, and smile as you eat,
And never, no never, say "swill";
Just think that the morsels taste toothsome and sweet,
If you think hard enough then they will."
And That's That
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