Crash!

Business School Boosters have shown lots of sand in convincing the world that business is a profession. Now they announce that their monument to this conviction is to be set up on piles. It all sounds like the parable of the man who built his house upon false foundations, and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and behold! the house--where was it?

Finished by a Finnish Bath

No Finnish baths are to be installed at Harvard. Athletes at Soldiers Field who have never been either burned at the stake or boiled in oil don't know what they've missed; but one who has undergone the Finnish ordeal volunteers his experience.

Dramatis persona: I.

Scene: Sealed cauldron at 212 F., called for convenience "Finnish bath."

Time: Eternity after the first minute.

I gasp, I choke,

From steam and smoke

I'm much more dead than not;

My tongue is parched,

I'm quite unstarched,

My skin, is reeking hot;

A roasted pig within the pot

Is not more seared than I;