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BY JOE FORECAST '26

"Joe," asked the managing editor, "now would you like to be on the front page Saturday?"

My answer I leave to you. Though retiring and shy, I believe it to be the right of CRIMSON readers to find my words of wisdom (the phrase is from one of my admirers) in the most convenient possible place.

"But," went on the managing editor, "be brief, be terse, and above all, don't try to be funny, because you aren't when you try."

So here I am, chastened and subdued:

Army 21, Yale 7

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Princeton 24, Swarthmore 6

Illinois 10, Pennsylvania 3

Columbia 10, Cornell 0

Dartmouth 26, Brown 7

Boston College 41, Providence 0

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