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A freshman was seen by a sophomore purchasing what base-ball men call "a willow." Being asked what he wanted of it, he replied that he intended to sit on it every morning, and apply for an excuse from chapel on the ground that he was waiting on a club. Judge of his consternation when he was gravely informed that the faculty never excused a man for merely having been on a bat. - Yale Record.

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