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TEMPERATE COLUMBIA.

The statement of some eminent divine runs to the effect that "College athletics lead invariably to drinking." Columbia must needs congratulate herself for being so singularly free (?) from dissipated young men. As there are practically no athletics here, and as studious proclivities naturally incite moral habits, we accordingly infer that the students of our university are absolutely uncontaminated by this pernicious practice.-Actu.

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