1.
AN annex maid returning
From the classic shades of learning,
With her Coptic-optic volume in her hand, hand, hand,
Met a captivating tutor -
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For her heart he was a suitor -
With a lammy, clammy smile that was bland, bland, bland.
II.
For the maid he had a passion
In a true tutoric fashion,
And had woo'd and coo'd her often in the car, car, car;
But his future life was blighted
(Tho' his love it was requited)
By the fussy, mussy muddling of her ma, ma, ma.
III.
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