ON Cambridge honors, so some say,

The ladies soon will seize;

When "students unattached" become

"Our girls," and take degrees.

But when in college larks and lore,

With men these maids are matched,

I fear though "unattached" before,

They 'll soon become attached!

- Punch.THEY have had a great row at Oxford because all the students of University College, Oxford, have been "sent down," i.e., suspended, for screwing up a proctor's door.

THE '80 Class Fund has reached $7,970. The average subscription to the combined Class and College Funds in the different College buildings is: Grays, $84.60, Littles, $76.25, Thayer, $69.00, Holworthy, $66.00, Weld, $63.25, Matthews, $62.30, Holyoke, $59.10, College House, $50.00, Stoughton, $45.60, Hollis, $45.45.

As the Yard will be paled in after 5 o'clock, on Class Day, and as no one will be admitted without tickets, it will be necessary to observe some care about invitations. The best device is to enclose with the invitation a card asking whether Yard tickets are wanted or not. All who are coming before 5 o'clock will not need them.

EPITAPH ON AN EASY-GOING INSTRUCTOR.

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The man who reduced

Smoking to a Fine Art,