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"HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN."

I 'VE just come over from abroad,

Been there a year, you know,

And now I find America,

I must say, rather slow.

Of course I took in Italy,

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And did the Alps and Rhine;

Things every fellow ought to see,

And really deuced fine.

But then that blasted sight-seeing

Soon gets so devilish tame, -

Old pictures, and that sort of thing,

Are all so much the same.

Besides, this tourist business

Is such a horrid bore.

I stopped in Paris near six months;

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