I HAVE Vat-I-can. Want Vat-I-can't. - Pope.
I have a splendid chair. Shall I say a crown for it? - McMahon.
Some fine weeds came to me at my husband's death, but I am no smoker. Want a man to smoke them. - Widow.
Have a good carriage, and pair of steppers. Will any one give me a 'bus? - Kitty.
I have a scolding wife. Will exchange for a belle without a clapper. - Caudle.
I have such a darling muff. Want one that is not a muff, you know. - Nelly.
Figaro.
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