AN awful, horrid, beastly dream,

I ne'er will eat another dinner;

My family entire I've seen,

Acknowledge I'm the sinner.

For soups, and fish, and even beets,

With meats, and greens, and oyster sauce,

Are rich, and if a fellow eats

Too much of them, - of course!

He has a pain, he sees a ghost,

That stalks on every single dish,

And goblins served alive on toast,

And demons hid in dreams of fish,

And urchins bathed in every glass,

And Satan throned upon the salmon.

Now if things come unto this pass,

Why eating dinner sure is gammon.

THE Everett Athenaeum has secured the rooms recently occupied by the Signet, and previously by the Phi gamma. A commodious stage is being erected in the place formerly occupied by the banquet-hall. The rooms will probably not be ready for the society before the regular meeting of next week.

IN a recent dispute between a member of Trinity College and one of the Wesleyan University, the Trinity man indignantly ended his remarks by saying, "We honorable men do not do such things," "Perhaps not," replied the Middletowny, "but We-sly-uns do!"

A MEETING of the Freshman Class was held in Holden Chapel on Wednesday to vote on the question of sending a crew to the intercollegiate regatta. A vote was taken, which resulted in favor of sending a crew. Mr. Otis, of the Scientific School advocated the plan, and, after the vote, expressed his pleasure at the result. A subscription was immediately begun, and the sum of $480 was raised in the hall.