IT was the frequent postman
Who opened wide my door.
He gayly tossed a letter
On the broom-neglected floor,
And remarked that I was debtor
To the Dean for this one "shore,"
And be walking straight I'd better;
Then departing said no more.
Exit that eccentric bore.
I snatched it from the carpet,
And gazed upon the billet,
And observed the cramped handwriting,
With its letters shaped so illy
That they seemed to have been fighting;
Then my cheek outvied the lily,
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