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"WE'LL STAND AT THE BAR"

THE FIRST THREE HUNDRED YEARS ARE THE HARDEST

Celebrate Harvard's Tercentenary in the modern Manner! After the exercises follow the crowd to our new grill, where your favorite cocktail will be served. --Sign in a Massachusetts Avenue Window.

John Harvard's been outsmarted;

In a drear Yard he sits.

The cocktail hour's started,

And Harvard's at the Ritz.

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The crowd's gone in a body,

And Sever broods with Straus.

"Take rye or a hot toddy;

The drinks are on the house."

Leave Harvard to the probers

Of history and death.

Our fate lies at Locke Ober's,

A rendezvous with breath.

We've had our fill of Gini,

Malinowski and the crew.

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