From the CRIMSON Cook Book: "How to Make a Time."

Take Five Hundred ambitious, ebullitions Seniors, warm slightly with the fire of spring, add one Class Debutante (this begins to sound interesting), add also one half-dozen Teutonic iron-workers to head the parade, put them in the Cage, and serve in four hundred tin cups. Allow the Hops to hop for a few minutes; as the mixture grows warmer, seek a cyclone cellar as far away from Soldiers Fiedd as possible, and listen.

Along in the cool of the evening the mobilization of our Gorilla forces will take place in front of Holworthy, and at 7.45 the parade starts for the Larz Anderson bridge, which he so kindly imported from Japan for the County Fair. Put on your old clothes, or take them off; line the crippled wallet with a lot of Change, and get in line.

(Police of Waltham, Natick, Newton Never Falls, and Pittsfield please copy).