OCI
Become a consultant
Unchecked blabber
Harass recruiters at least daily
Cranberry juice at the Charles
Check your SAT scores
UTI
Consult a doctor
Unchecked bladder
Hopefully go at least daily
Treated with cranberry juice
Check on STIs
BOTH
Traditionally doesn’t end in sex
Comfortable underwear is advised
Leaves you tired and shaky
You’re on the wrong track
