Proctors
Pain in your ass on Friday nights
Paid to tell you to clean up your shit
Smells when you eat fried food
Is all about preventing you from getting that (b)ass
Proctologists
Pain in your ass
Paid to clean up your shit
Sees the result of you eating fried food
Is all about (b)ass
Both
Know when you have the runs
Agree that Annenberg food is not ideal
Wonder whether their job is really worth it
Know that shit happens
