Terrified by impending concentration declaration deadlines? Overwhelmed by questions of purpose and identity? Scrabbling desperately for a one-and-done guide to a major life decision? Look no further. Through a process of extensive field research, FM learned everything about 10 potential departments. Below, we summarize.
1.Government
“My sticker. Your bumper. 2036.”
2. HDRB/OEB/HEB/MCB/CPB
“The acronym stands for ‘pre-med.’”
3. Economics
“I still run out of BoardPlus in October, but at least I feel bad about it.”
4. Computer Science
“<b> I have a start-up </b>”
5. Mechanical Engineering
“I could make the Annenberg water machines go faster. I just choose not to.”
6. Earth and Planetary Sciences
“Most Likely to Own a Tent”
7. Classics
“C’mon, guys. Hoc est utile.”
8. Visual and Environmental Science
“You call it ‘Naked Undergrad Chanting Nonsensical Poem.’ I
call it ‘Senior Thesis.’”
9. Theater, Dance, and Media
“I watched the sixth season of ‘Glee’––and I liked it.”
10. Folklore & Mythology
“I know ghost stories that make small children cry.”
