English muffin:
Mix well with Smuckers
Work better with coffee
Well bread
Are nicer when you butter them
You cut one in half to put condiments on
Started out as flour
Very beloved
Can feed a family
Both:
Is not a real muffin
Would get the same
score on a calculus test
White-bread
Make the world a better place
Love them for their warm nooks and crannies
Every meal could be
improved by having one
or two at the table
English concentrator:
Mix well with Shmucks
Can’t work without coffee
Well-read
Are nicer when you
butter them up
Will likely bleed if you cut one in half, and people will judge you for it
Started out as premed
Read Beloved
....
