Thanksgiving Break: The First Encounter
Freshman Parent: (Greeting!)
Freshman: (Greeting.)
(Embrace.)
Freshman Parent: (WEIGHT?)
Freshman: (Brain break.)
Freshman Parent: (Brain break? Grades?)
Freshman: (CS50.)
Freshman Parent: (Studying?)
Freshman: (…)
Freshman Parent: (Studying?)
Freshman: (Lamont … café.)
Freshman Parent: (Café … weight?)
Freshman: (MAC after Thanksgiving.)
Freshman Parent: (PIERCING?!)
Freshman: (Experimentation.)
Freshman Parent: (Should experiment with studying.)
Freshman: ( … after Thanksgiving.)
Finding a Drunk Friend at Harvard-Yale
Student 1: (Location?)
Student 2: (YALE!)
Student 1: (Address?)
Student 2: (YALE!!!!)
Student 1: (Toads?)
Student 2: (FROGS!)
Student 1: (Frogs?)
Student 2: (YALEEE!!!)
Student 1: (Which college?)
Student 2: (YALEEEEEEE!!!!)
Student 1: (Where?)
Student 2: (New Haven!)
Student 1: ( … )
Student 2: (SHOTS!)
Student 1: (New Haven—Guns?!)
Student 2: (FROGS!)
Student 1: (Toads?)
Student 2: (NO! Trumball!)
Student 1: (College?)
Student 2: (NO! YALE!)
Student 1: (Coming.)
