In the spirit of the Winter Games, FM presents the events of the Harvard Olympics.
1) Quad-Shuttle Sprints
2) Scorp Bowl Races at the Kong
3) Chickwich Challenge. 12 Houses, 12 chickwiches (13, with ’berg access)
4) John Harvard Statue piss-off
5) Intramural crew
6) Speedwalking through Cambridge Common at 4 a.m. on a Saturday
7) Bobsledding down Widener steps
8) Ice-dancing on the Charles. Watch out for boats and geese
9) Ec 10 problem set relay
10) Acorn toss (at itinerant tourists)
11) BU-girl-watching at the Spee
12) Read through an entire issue of The Advocate
13) Walk-off between Eleganza and Identities models. Hell, Project East can join in too
14) Widener stacks marathon lovemaking
15) Competitive collar-popping
