House: Quincy
Concentration: Progressively more difficult throughout senior year
Hometown: Milwaukee, WI
Ideal Date: with Broadway. At the end it decides to put me in all its parts.
What do you look for in a girl/guy: Being over 18.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Watching movies on the projector in our room, which was definitely not stolen from any Harvard theatrical organization
Your best pick up line: “You’d be surprised, but I make an alarmingly attractive pregnant woman”
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I would never hook up with a pre-frosh.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Please don’t procreate.
Favorite childhood activity: Cheering for the Blue Barracudas on “Legends of the Hidden Temple”
Sexiest physical trait: Ability to perform Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful” entirely in sign language. Also, lack of swine flu.
Best part about Harvard: I now know at least two Armenians. They are a delightful people.
Worst part about Harvard: June 5, 2009.
Describe yourself in 3 words: Castable. Really castable.
In 15 minutes you are: Sharing things on Google Reader.
In 15 years you are: Sharing things on Google Reader…with my mind.
