House: Eliot
Concentration: Sociology with a completely arbitrary secondary field in The Classics
Hometown: Brookline, MA
Ideal Date: After a semester in a WGS course, I can safely say it’s a date that observes all the expectations of traditional heteronormative gender roles.
What you look for in a girl/guy: An inappropriate sense of humor.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Standing outside the bar/party drunk dialing/texting every boy I’ve ever kissed. [Note: If you’re ever subject to one, promptly disregard.]
Your best pick up line: I go to BU.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Your back hair doesn’t bother me at all.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I love the smell of gasoline.
Favorite childhood activity: Playing in the rain.
Sexiest physical trait: My fingers, but my ankles are a close second.
Best part about Harvard: The Eliot dining hall staff.
Worst part about Harvard: Discovering that there is someone better than me at everything.
Describe yourself in 3 words: No verbal filter.
In 15 minutes you are: Practicing my cougar moves on unsuspecting Harvard freshmen.
In 15 years you are: Practicing my cougar moves on unsuspecting Harvard freshmen.
