House: Leverett
Concentration: Hist & Lit
Hometown: Cambridge, MA
Ideal Date: A fifth of whiskey, couple of shotguns, and some sweet dudes. Mood lit.
What do you look for in a girl/guy: A sharp mind and a kind heart
Where to find you on a Saturday night: In or out of prom season?
Your best pick up line: You a stewardess? Good Ma, I fly too.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Of course I love you.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: No.
Favorite childhood activity: Porch-swinging
Sexiest physical trait: Isn’t scrawny the new black?
Best part about Harvard: LEVERETT HOUSE MUFUCKAZZZZ
Worst part about Harvard: Mather House, obvi.
Describe yourself in 3 words: Post-feminist bro Holla.
In 15 minutes you are: 5-on-1 monkey in the middle
In 15 years you are: Stuntin’ like my daddy. He’s a priest.
