House: Leverett
Concentration: English
Hometown: Dracut, Mass.
Ideal Date: Anything involving the Big Cookie at Uno’s.
What you look for in a girl/guy: High school drama.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Fantasizing about my days at Studio 54 in the early ’80s.
Your best pick up line: Want to take the long way home?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: This one time, when I was hooking up with this girl at BU...
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: It wasn’t a girl.
Favorite childhood activity: Watching daytime soap operas.
Sexiest physical trait: My eyes. Wink wink.
Best part about Harvard: The daily reminders in Lamont that someone else’s life sucks more than my own right now.
Worst part about Harvard: The blistering reality that their futures are much brighter than my own in six months.
Describe yourself in 3 words: Friend to folly.
In 15 minutes you are: Ordering another red-eye coffee from JP Licks.
In 15 years you are: Doing a cost analysis of a gym membership versus plastic surgery.
