While Harvard’s incredibly diverse student body allows for a dizzying array of clubs and activities, it also paves the way for an unusually high number of awkward encounters. Here is FM’s list of the fifteen most uncomfortable and hilarious hypothetical mixers on campus:
1. Crimson Key and Unofficial Tours
2. The Crimson and the Lampoon
3. True Love Revolution and the Delphic
4. Harvard Right to Life and H-Bomb
5. Harvard Secular Society and Harvard Latter-Day Saint Association
6. Harvard College Bowl and…anybody, really
7. Dudley Co-op and ROTC
8. Women’s Center interns and the Men’s Lacrosse Team
9. Women’s Rugby and Women’s Hockey
10. Freeze and Math 55
11. The Bee and La Vie
12. Harvard Culinary Society and HUDS
13. FOP and Women in Business
14. The Porcellian and Sigma Chi
15. Ballroom Dance Team and Dorm Crew