House: Currier
Concentration: English
Hometown: South Londonderry, Vermont, America
Ideal Date: Eating Nutella and watching The Colbert Report on a rocket ship
What you look for in a girl/guy: That she is not a girl/guy
Where to find you on a Saturday night: thewarble.com
Your best pick up line: Wait! Don’t drink that. I am a scientist.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Man, I would kill for some cereal right now.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Oh my God, look at all these babies I just saved. Fuck, that’s a lot of babies.
Favorite childhood activity: Breeding pigeons
Sexiest physical trait: When I do the terrorist fist bump thing, but instead of exploding out like a lot of people do I kind of implode a little, like suck my fist in, and I make this little sucking in noise, it’s really cool and pretty unique and popular.
Best part about Harvard: The people
Worst part about Harvard: The ghosts
Describe yourself in three words: Right behind you
In 15 minutes you are: Air-high fivin’ some bro or brolerina
In 15 years you are: 7. Benjamin Button, bitch!
