House: Eliot
Concentration: Computer Science
Hometown: West Windsor, N.J.
Ideal Date: Faculty Dinner
What do you look for in a girl/guy: Objective unattractiveness and a position of authority
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Watching “The Island” with my roommate. We have no friends other than each other
Your best pick-up line: ...you gonna eat that?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: You’re being too hard on yourself
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: No, I am not hooking up with Jamison!
Favorite childhood activity: Desperately trying to find my name on personalized key chains
Sexiest physical trait: My low self-esteem
Best part about Harvard: The O Society
Describe yourself in three words: Unusually concise
In 15 minutes you are: Celebrating being scoped
In 15 years you are: Wishing getting scoped weren’t still the high point of my life
