At FM we know it’s a tough time to land a job and naturally you want to put your best foot forward at that interview, so here are some common answers to avoid:
1. “Arson really shouldn’t be a crime”
2. “Oh sure, I’ve been abducted by aliens at least once.”
3. “Then I was a rodeo clown for a summer.”
4. “Friends describe me as ‘a little bit off.’”
5. “I guess my biggest flaw would be my brutal honesty...by the
way, breath mint?”
6. “Sorry, I have to take this call—it’s my dealer.”
7. “What’s the policy on office nudity?”
8. “Do you mind if I take my socks off?”
9. “I guess my most valuable experience would be my appearance
on Girls Gone Wild: Fort Lauderdale.”
10. “I had no idea she was your daughter!”
11. “I am legally obligated to inform you that I am no longer
allowed to use a stapler.”
12. “This job is really plan B: I still haven’t found my sugar daddy
yet.”
13. “My greatest asset is my ability to fart on command. Here,
listen.”
14. “I mean honestly, I didn’t even do time for that one.”
15. “I’m a Folklore and Mythology major.”
