Welcome to Advising Fortnight Café! We aim to provide you with the highest quality meals and customer service possible in order to bribe you to concentrate in our department! Enjoy your meal, and please stay for the panel discussion afterwards. Please! Please?
BREAKFAST
Tea and Liebniz Cookies with Philosophy: Served with a side of metaphysics and sprinkled with a light hint of useless-later-in-life.
History and Science Donuts and Coffee: History and Science go together like donuts and coffee! Peanut butter and jelly! Pilbeam and vodka!
Tea Stop with Lady Godiva in the English Department: Lady Godiva, a naked noblewoman on horseback, will tell you why the “and American Literature and Language” was just bringing us down.
LUNCH AND DINNER
Naked Lunch with the English Department: The English Department is passionate about nudity. By far our most awkward—and well attended—meal.
East Asian Studies Sushi: Sushi for everyone!
Burritos, Brain, and Behavior with the Psychology Department: Your behavior may be monitored while eating the burrito.
East Asian Studies Chinese Food: Chinese food for everyone!
DESSERT
Women, Gender, and Sexuality Ice Cream: Our ice cream brings all the boys to the Yard / and they’re like / it’s more politically correct than yours.
“Too Hot Not to Handle” Desserts with Earth and Planetary Sciences: Global warming may destroy our planet, but grab some of our cheesecake!
Cookies, Milk and Music: And a bedtime story, if you’re good.
