House: Currier
Concentration: Government, Secondary in English
Hometown: Chicago!
Ideal Date: Steven McDonald is my white whale.
Best way for a guy to get your attention: Improve his mind with extensive reading and/or take off his top.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Sleeping through angry phone calls from the Kong delivery people (I am still so sorry, Hong Kong Restaurant & Lounge).
First thing you notice about a guy: If he is Steven McDonald. If he is, I take out my harpoon...
Your best pick-up line: I don’t pick up. I throw down.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: “Yes, Mom, I’m going to Mardi Gras. No, Mom, I would never be objectified for a strand of beads.”
Favorite childhood toy: Books.
Sexiest physical trait: My claw.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Eva Dickerman, you owe me $40.
Favorite part about Harvard: The Bingham Solarium and its supporters.
Describe yourself in three words: I don’t follow directions.
In 15 minutes you are: Washing laundry.
In 15 years you are: Washing dollar bills like laundry.
