House: Lev Concentration: Econ Hometown: Indianapolis Ideal Date: With seven men in a tub of custard playing “who
By FM Staff
Nov 5, 2008
House: Lev
Concentration: Econ
Hometown: Indianapolis
Ideal Date: With seven men in a tub of custard playing “who’s in my mouth”
What do you look for in a girl/guy: Strong values and strong thighs
Where to find you on a Saturday night: OTI show
Your best pick up line: You’re really mature for a fourteen year old.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Yeah, baby, I got tested like a week ago.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Isn’t this “Scoped” segment kind of masturbatory and pathetic, FM?
Favorite childhood activity: Playing “wipe off the evidence” with Father O’Connolly
Sexiest physical trait: My smile! No, but seriously, my penis.
Best part about Harvard: Being among the economic elite
Worst part about Harvard: The poor people who hang out near the Yard
Describe yourself in three words: Proud Orthodox Viking
In 15 minutes you are: Celebrating the fifteen minute anniversary of being asked this question. (A joke from Chris Schleicher. Chris is so funny for having come up with that.)
In 15 years you are: Showing this issue of FM to a girl in a bar, saying “See? I used to be somebody.”
