Athletes, we get it. Unlike the vast majority of this campus, for whom gym class was a nightmare, you can actually play sports. But you don’t need to constantly prove this by wearing your sweatpants and your sweatshirts like some sort of gloriously sporty tuxedo.
We know you’re busy being a badass varsity athlete, with your practices and games and exercise. But you’re not so busy that you don’t have an extra 20 seconds to change out of your DHAs into acceptable attire. I understand that if you’re going to get termbilled $10 per piece of DHA paraphernalia, you’re going to want to rock those bad boys as often as possible. Just do us all a favor and wear one item at a time: sweatshirt or sweatpants. Your dignity is worth more than $20.
