House (dorm and assigned house): Thayer and Leverett. Concentration: Neurobiology, history of art and architecture. Hometown: Los Angeles. Ideal Date:
By FM Staff
Apr 25, 2007
House (dorm and assigned house): Thayer and Leverett.
Concentration: Neurobiology, history of art and architecture.
Hometown: Los Angeles.
Ideal Date: I don’t go on dates. I hit on gay men.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Be as close to Encolpio in Fellini’s “Satyricon.”
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Everywhere, in a pair of stilettos.
Your best pick-up line: Hey, your sexuality seems ambiguous.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: When hitting on a gay male, “Hey, my friend Ray over there totally wants your number!”
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: You’re as attractive as a menstruating water buffalo.
Favorite childhood activity: Reenacting scenes from “Sailor Moon.”
Sexiest physical trait: My chemically straightened hair.
Best part about Harvard: So many gay men.
Worst part about Harvard: Too many gay men.
Describe yourself in three words: Harmless little predator.
In 15 minutes you are: Having wine and fondue with my lovely Harvard family.
In 15 years you are: The leader of a male harem.
