House (dorm and assigned house): Hurlbut and Eliot. Concentration: No attention span. Hometown: Wherever the Marines send the family. Ideal
By FM Staff
Apr 25, 2007
House (dorm and assigned house): Hurlbut and Eliot.
Concentration: No attention span.
Hometown: Wherever the Marines send the family.
Ideal Date: September 18.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Pepper spray.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: In room, recovering from pepper spray.
Your best pick-up line: LOVE ME. PLEASE.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Oh yeah, I get it now…
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: (To Domna) My name is Asher, not Asser.
Favorite childhood activity: Mispronouncing my name as Asser.
Sexiest physical trait: Lack of pattern recognition.
Best part about Harvard: The girls.
Worst part about Harvard: The pepper spray.
Describe yourself in three words: God makes mistakes.
In 15 minutes you are: Still wondering why the hell I got scoped.
In 15 years you are: Barefoot and pregnant in Arkansas, living in a shotgun shack.
