Simon Mahler House (dorm and assigned house): Canaday and Currier. Concentration: Applied mathematics and philosophy. Hometown: Prague, Czech Republic. Ideal Date: I By FM Staff Apr 24, 2007 House (dorm and assigned house): Canaday and Currier. Concentration: Applied mathematics and philosophy. Hometown: Prague, Czech Republic. Ideal Date: I know a great Italian place... Best way for a girl to get your attention: Actions speak louder than words. Where to find you on a Saturday night: Sampling shitty American beer. Your best pick-up line: S’il ne vient pas, je vous attends ici... Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I convinced a friend that my left eye was artificial. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’m hot ’cause I’m fly, you ain’t ’cause you not. Favorite childhood activity: Exploring the Wild West on my rocking horse. Sexiest physical trait: My artificial left eye. Best part about Harvard: The ridiculously good-looking people, world-class parties and fabulous sunny weather. Worst part about Harvard: Not enough time to do everything. Describe yourself in three words: Slaying mad bitches. In 15 minutes you are: At practice—rowing. In 15 years you are: A lumberjack in Finland.
