Hey Harvard:
No time off for Passover. No time off for Easter. My friends at Yeshiva and Georgetown are laughing at me from home.
Dear gyroball:
I’m going to throw you so often!
Love, Daisuke
dear my professor
i don’t mind if you give a test this late but can you not call it a midterm? the middle of the term was last exam. thanks.
Dear FM:
Why haven’t you printed one of my hollers? My crotch is still on fire, and that bitch is still out there.
Everytime you talk more than once a lecture, an angel loses its wings. Angel count: 4.
Got a bone to pick? A friend to ridicule? A crush to notify? A need for a public forum?
Holla at FMholler@gmail.com. We’ll publish it all. Word.
