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Name: Michael Lord Manco-Johnson Year: 2008 House: Lowell Concentration: Social Anthropology Hometown: Blowjob City, Montana. Yeehaw! Ideal Date: Inexpensive. Best



Name: Michael Lord Manco-Johnson

Year: 2008

House: Lowell

Concentration: Social Anthropology

Hometown: Blowjob City, Montana. Yeehaw!

Ideal Date: Inexpensive.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Look really wasted.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Listen to a police scanner. About 6’ tall, Caucasian male, known to be drunk and suspected of first degree handsomeness.

First thing you notice about a girl: 1. Full set of teeth? Check. 2. Depth of character.

Your best pick-up line: You live in Weld? Have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?

Best lie you’ve ever told: Alexandra Palma, the results came back and you’re definitely not the mother of my child.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Alexandra Palma, the results came back and you’re the mother of my child.

Favorite childhood toy: Hot Wheels.

Sexiest physical trait: The Juggernut.

Favorite part about Harvard: Teeming hordes of hot chicks.

Describe yourself in three words: Elvis meets Shaft.

In 15 minutes you are: Crasturbating.

In 15 years you are: Crasturbating, but they won’t be tears of joy.