Junior Parents Weekend brought more than just free meals and clean rooms to the happy quarter of Harvard who got to have Mom and Dad check out what they’re paying 40 grand for...it seems that one parent, eager to get the authentic experience, partied so hard at Purimpalooza that he/she was found passed out in the basement and UHS had to be called in...A group of juniors, ready to let loose after playing it straight for the parents, boarded the shuttle ready to rage. Unfortunately for them, their foul mouths were overheard by one student’s mom and her bevy of parent friends. Nothing says educated like the phrase “let’s get fuck-tarded”...A Hist & Lit senior scheduled a Signet date with her mother, in town visiting. Unfortunately, post-thesis revelry left doting daughter hard-up with a hangover, and bemused mom got stood up at lunch...Moving outside the realm of parent mishaps, anal Spee members had an internal e-mail thread that worried about the sexual nature of their “Slow Jamz” party this Saturday. Their solution? Rope off the large bear upstairs to prevent over-sexualized party guests from humping it...A certain former UC Presidential candidate and PSK member seems to be having a hard time finding love in the Yard. A picture of the former contender recently appeared on craigslist.com with the heading “Fool Around on Tuesday?” and the seductive admission, “I’ve actually never met someone from online so if you haven’t either we’ll enjoy our “first time” together.” Sorry that we come out on Thursday, though if you hurry, you might still tap that.
