After roasting and performing for Scarlett Johansson (and after one undergrad gave the starlet a t-shirt bearing his own name), Hasty Pudding Theatricals went to party the night away at Om. Unfortunately for them, ScarJo didn’t show up and Om’s bouncers decided to crack down on the underaged. The night ended at the Fox Club—quel dommage...Theta girls, equipped with their GatorADe, were forced to move the party to the Owl once the AD steward found out...Good thing they were dressed in “workout gear”—tight leggings, exposed bras, legwarmers, etc.—since the Owl now has its very own ice-rink in the backyard...Artsy types at Story Street were treated to the sight of many an undernourished torso after a certain former poetry editor forcefully removed their vintage t-shirts...Good thing they chowed down on some delicious SPAM on crackers at the 50s-themed Signet tea earlier in the week. Mmm...Partiers at the Treehouse in Currier on Saturday were treated to a shower of sweat dripping off the ceiling as dancers “danced” (read: had sex on the dance floor). HUPD made the night a success when their vans pulled up to the scene amidst a heated girl fight...A beleagured UC Vice-President sent an e-mail to UC-open begging for help. The reason? He was locked in Hilles basement and hoped that the nearby UC members—always known for immediate action—could help a brotha out.
