House: Dunster
Concentration: History and Literature
Hometown: San Diego, Calif.
Ideal Date: Salem Witch Museum...nothing helps a relationship along more than learning about a community in terror. Then take a detour through Marblehead to see where they actually filmed that ’90s tour de force, “Hocus Pocus.” It doesn’t have to be exactly that, but it would definitely be witch-themed.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Be emotionally unavailable or dating somebody else. Works every time.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: OTI show, or HRDC show, or G&S show, or the Pudding show (heck yes), depending on the month and the movement of the tides.
First thing you notice about a girl: Their emotional availability or if they’re dating somebody else.
Your best pick-up line: So, how’s your boyfriend these days?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: You’d be surprised to hear the fearful moral depths to which I stooped to get that last passing grade in AP Environmental Science senior year of high school.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: “I fancy you.”
Favorite childhood toy: LEGOs, Beast Wars Transformers, and throwing a baseball against the wall of the garage, because being an only child is awful.
Sexiest physical trait: I have a very large head, which prevents me from wearing most hats.
Favorite part about Harvard: Breakfast in a dining hall, breakfast anywhere.
Describe yourself in three words: Wondrous strange stuff.
In 15 minutes you are: Off to rehearsal with half a peck of delicious apples.
In 15 years you are: A park ranger at Sequoia National Monument, teaching kids about John Muir at the visitors center and leading the 1:30 hike to that one tree that you can drive through.
