One presumptuous little sib of a final club president made the fatal error of addressing one PC member as a “fag.” We feel for him—it’ll be mighty cold standing barred outside the door of every other club besides his big bro’s for the next four years…Harvard’s Greek brofest may also face a dry future, as one rushee’s trip to UHS on bid night has landed the boys in hot water with the national chapter (not to mention the University). That’ll suck for the five people who care…Something Harvard should care about: Paris is doing Harvard. The when and where is not clear, but when the dust clears, she’ll be table-dancing at the ’Poon…No poon was had by one foolish senior last weekend, when he missed his chance to score one of Florida’s richest bitches due to incessant cuddling with his straight male roommate…SPOTTED: Spurned sorority girl rigging costume contest at Halloween party to deny her ex, who attended with another member, the glorious title of champion. Is there a prize for sad? And who are we? That’s a secret we’ll never tell…(p.s. we’re FM!)
