House: Whose House? D-Haus. Lol.
Concentration: Government (it’s where the $$ and babes are).
Hometown: Sandersville, GA (damn right, that’s a red state).
Ideal Date: My town has an annual Civil War reenactment that my father, mother and grand pappy participate in. I’ve always wanted to grab some soda pop from the apothecary and sit up on this big hill called Uncle Fielding’s Overlook and watch it with a girl.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Pop it and lock it, SON!
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Manning the door at 44 JFK St. or hanging out at Tommy Doyle’s pretending it is still Brother Jimmy’s.
First thing you notice about a girl: Cameltoe.
Your best pick-up line: “Hey little girl lemme whisper in your ear. Wait till you see Burle’s D.”
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Aimee, I promise it’s just jock itch...
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I have a twin brother named Ben.
Favorite childhood toy: My 12 gauge
Best part about Harvard: The respect football players demand on campus.
Worst part about Harvard: Skoal costs $7.
How you got your name: From my roommates.
Describe yourself in three words: Like, damn baby!
In 15 minutes you are: Gaining the advantage .
In 15 years you are: Plantation house in Georgia, cute blonde wife, two kids, labs (Walker and Texas Ranger) all courtesy of NASCAR.
