House: Kirkland
Concentration: Social Studies
Hometown: The great city of Philadelphia, birthplace of freedom and home of the Eagles
Ideal Date: Sitting together, watching the sun go down on a beautiful beach with seashells all around...drunk.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Be Eva Longoria.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Passed out in the Kirkland hammock with a bottle of scotch. Preferably single malt.
First thing you notice about a girl: At Harvard? The skill (or lack thereof) of her plastic surgeon.
Your best pick-up line: "I go to Harvard. Maybe you’ve heard of it."
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: "It’s not you, it’s me."
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Women just don’t have the same innate ability in math and science as men.
Favorite childhood toy: The Playboy magazines stashed under my friend’s dad’s bed.
Sexiest physical trait: My red hair, which looks and feels luxuriously full.
Favorite part about Harvard: Everybody here is as smart, good-looking, and fun as I am.
Describe yourself in three words: Man seeking woman.
In 15 minutes you are: Cracking open the bottle of tequila on my desk.
In 15 years you are: Still getting rid of the hangover.
