FRIDAY
Kuumba and DJ Shiftee host “Get It!” in the Adams Dining Hall for $5. FM will be there as soon as names of dances stop telling them what to do. The FAM Inc. (they’re so much more than just a blocking group—they even have their own t-shirts!) presents Chapter II in a TBA location. If only Michael “You can call me Cash” Anderson ‘08 could announce it in Justice.
SATURDAY
The Ho-Co guarantees FM that you won’t get a rash again at this year’s Mather Lather in the Mather Dining Hall. Sure thing, guys. Just make sure you look well-rested for Sunday. Ben Folds is totally not going to hook up with you if you’re all blotchy and red.
