It’s the most wonderful time of the year—pre-frosh weekend. And the only thing better than convincing prospective freshmen to come to Fair Harvard is convincing prospective freshmen to come to your bedroom. Here are 15 lines to try around Ice Cream Bash ‘06...
1) Why don’t you just surprise your host and not go home tonight?
2) Want to help me study for Human Sexuality?
3) You aren’t 18 yet? Uhhh...neither am I. Let’s not tell anyone.
4) You look lost. Let me help you find my room.
5) Have you heard anything negative about dark final club basements? No?
Perfect.
6) I am 21 years old.
7) I have a bottom bunk.
8) Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?
9) Actually, everyone here thinks a capella guys are the shit.
10) Uh, yeah, we’ll start dating and everything as soon as you get here.
11) You have to do this thing called Primal Scream. It happens in my bedroom.
12) Want to get a big head start on everyone else? Let me show you Widener
Library...
13) I can recite Pi. Backwards.
14) Oh my God, you’re right—“Love Story” is so romantic!
15) Seriously. I’m 21.
