House: Matthews
Concentration: History and History of Art and Architecture
Hometown: Briarcliff Manor, N.Y.
Ideal Date: Lamont sleepover with Sam Teller.
Best way for a guy to get your attention: A megaphone—I’m deaf in my right ear. Seriously, it’s true.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: With a chocolate milkshake.
First thing you notice about a guy: Swagger.
Freshman boys or senior men?: Senior boys.
Your best pick-up line: Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: That I went to reform school in Zimbabwe.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: What I really think about them.
Favorite childhood toy: My baby brother—I brought him to “Show and Tell” in kindergarten. I dressed him in drag a lot too.
Sexiest physical trait: My ashy elbows.
Favorite part about Harvard: The people.
Least favorite part about Harvard: The people.
Describe yourself in three words: Unattractively mean spirited.
In 15 minutes you are: Going to self-destruct.
In 15 years you are: Old.
