House: Cabot
Concentration: History and Literature
Hometown: Gloucester, MA
Ideal Date: Making soup together, then watching the aurora borealis.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: An airhorn.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Watching a movie?
First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Funny hat, if applicable.
Your best pick-up line: Wanna ride on my very small Escalade?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: At summer camp when I was 13 I convinced this girl that I only weighed 40 pounds, because I was a mutant and had hollow bones like a bird.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’d like to tell Jimmy Fallon that I don’t think he’s funny.
Favorite childhood toy: A felt shark puppet named “Sharky.”
Sexiest physical trait: My glistening erect nose.
Favorite part about Harvard: Widener Library.
Describe yourself in three words: Super cool neato!
In 15 minutes you are: Trying desperately to finish my thesis.
In 15 years you are: Reasonably well-adjusted.
