House: Kirkland
Concentration: Economics
Hometown: The City: Salt Lake City, Utah, US and A
Ideal Date: Me, my girlfriend, crab cakes, a beach.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Be kind, natural, and unique.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Throwing rocks at abortion clinics.
First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Her aura.
Your best pick-up line: This is not really a pick-up line, but telling girls to “drink up” has generally worked to my favor in the past (totally kidding).
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Those nuns were pregnant when I got here!
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Dad, this is making me uncomfortable.
Favorite childhood toy: Soccer ball, my father’s firearms.
Sexiest physical trait: My RAZR, the soaring eagle tattoo across my chest.
Favorite part about Harvard: Clifton Dawson.
Describe yourself in three words: Scholar, lover, UC vice-presidential candidate.
In 15 minutes you are: Trying to make friends.
In 15 years you are: Buying friends.
