House: Currier
Concentration: ESP (P)
Hometown: North Attleboro, MA / Turku, Finland
Ideal Date: Crazy cuisine I’ve never tried before followed by some public destination-enhanced recreational activities.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Quirky fashion sense, including birthday-oriented attire.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Pregame with my teammates then out on the streets...literally.
First thing you notice about a girl: Ability to dance, followed quickly by ability to not bore me to death.
Your best pick-up line: No words, a little eye contact foreplay followed by smile sex.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Wow, I’ve really been missing out, I never knew pretentious bullshit could be such a major part of my life.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Of course it doesn’t matter, I’d love to wait too.
Favorite childhood toy: Legos, but only to create and destroy, no playing.
Sexiest physical trait: My oddly attractive facial hair...and my one and only piercing (with its Italian counterpart).
Favorite part about Harvard: Pseudo-undeserved influence, and the red hot school-funded social scene.
Describe yourself in three words: Skinny fast magnetic.
In 15 minutes you are: Getting my read on with the company of a quality Hefeweizen.
In 15 years you are: A semi-retired social activist entrepreneur living abroad with the company of a much more expensive quality Hefeweizen.
