With a hip soundtrack and a cast packed with attractive members of Harvard’s thespian elite, Ivory Tower is developing a burgeoning undergrad fan base. The latest episode of the Harvard sitcom, which claims to be “redefining America’s soap opera,” features rule-breaking romance and sinisterly flirtatious freshmen. But will the back-stabbing, scandals, and sexscapades of the Harvardian specimen ever rival the creme de la creme of self-indulgent, mindless programming—that is, The OC? FM investigates.
Hottest Hang Out:
The OC The Bait Shop, hot lesbians serving juice cocktails
Ivory Tower The Wasp Club, collar popping cokeheads
Hottest Publication:
The OC Newport Living, Julie Cooper's OC scandal rag
Ivory Tower The Vermillion, way better than The Vindy
Hottest Hottie:
The OC Ryan Atwood, kid from wrong side of tracks
Ivory Tower Kevin Sudbay, studly Law School TF
Hottest Health Issue:
The OC Heartattack, non-family feud
Ivory Tower Coma, Harvard stalkers ain't so smart
Hottest Self-Help:
The OC Vodka and OJ, pre-sunrise
Ivory Tower Room 12.5, post-sunset
Hottest Make-Out Spot:
The OC The pier, snogging and swimming
Ivory Tower The stacks, sex and studying
